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An appointment worth opening up for.
Moorhead Oral Care began with one chair and a dentist who thought putting the town name on a brochure would be straightforward. The receptionist has been explaining the business ever since.
At this practice, the staff asks you to open wider, floss regularly, and stop answering questions while instruments are in your mouth. The hygienist can identify a week’s worth of good intentions in six seconds.
Their proudest achievement is convincing one patient to floss in February. Wear the tee for an imaginary practice with excellent bedside manner and a challenging phone greeting. Please see a real dentist about that tooth.
From the Route 69 business archives. Real town. Invented establishment.
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