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Good connections. Very noticeable sparks.
The Fertile Electrician’s Guild was founded after a basement light flickered during a card game and six people declared themselves qualified to fix it. One actual electrician arrived, restored the light, and charged everyone for the advice.
The guild now holds imaginary workshops on making connections, handling live situations, and recognizing when the room has lost its spark. Attendance doubled after the flyers went up. Half the new members brought wire strippers. The other half were gently redirected.
Its proudest tradition is the annual test of the holiday lights, a ceremony involving one extension cord and an entire afternoon of supervision. Wear the tee for a little extra current in your wardrobe. The organization is , and the shirt does not qualify you to touch the breaker panel.
From the Route 69 business archives. Real town. Invented establishment.
High-quality white T-shirt. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. All sizes $30. Shipping charged separately.
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