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The Fertile Dairy Association started as a practical discussion about milk collection. Within twenty minutes the members had ordered a banner, scheduled a social, and appointed a slogan committee that should have been disbanded immediately.
The association believes quality begins with a consistent routine and a surprisingly intense interest in everybody’s production numbers. Its annual tasting attracts serious dairy enthusiasts and several people who claim they misunderstood the invitation. The butter competition remains fiercely contested.
At meetings, the cream always rises to the top. So do the people who arrive early enough to sit near the doughnuts. Wear the tee in support of imaginary local agriculture and real conversational difficulty. Please direct all questions about the slogan to the committee.
From the Route 69 business archives. Real town. Invented establishment.
High-quality white T-shirt. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. All sizes $30. Shipping charged separately.
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