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The neighborhood has noticed your bush.
Fertile Landscaping Co. started when the founder trimmed one hedge so neatly that three neighbors asked for his number and one asked him to stop looking so pleased. A business card followed. Its wording made the lawn committee nervous.
The crew specializes in overgrown situations, awkward corners, and clients who say “just a little off” while pointing at six feet of shrubbery. The foreman measures twice, trims once, and refuses to discuss what happened to the ornamental topiary at the spring garden tour.
They leave every yard tidy and every neighborhood with something to talk about. Wear the shirt when your lawn needs attention or your cookout needs an opening line. Service calls are imaginary. Your neighbors’ opinions are unfortunately very real.
From the Route 69 business archives. Real town. Invented establishment.
High-quality white T-shirt. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. All sizes $30. Shipping charged separately.
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