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They came prepared to go all the way.
Lustre Football began with a playbook and a coach who thought clear instructions would prevent confusion. Practice revised his definition of clear.
The team drills hard and treats fourth-down decisions like constitutional crises. The equipment manager knows where everything is. Naturally, everyone interrupts him.
Their tradition is finishing strong, followed by explaining why the scoreboard needs context. Wear the tee for an imaginary squad that believes a little Lustre improves any uniform. Athletic eligibility, season tickets, and halftime speeches are not included.
From the Route 69 business archives. Real town. Invented establishment.
High-quality white T-shirt. XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. All sizes $30. Shipping charged separately.
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