Description
A field of very high expectations.
The Cumming Corn Growers Association began when neighboring growers compared yields and stopped believing one another. A association made the competition official.
Members inspect rows and lean against pickups with the gravity of international negotiators. The ear contest attracts careful measurements and personal objections. Nobody accepts that growing conditions were identical.
The brochure was meant to celebrate a strong season. The printer called twice to confirm the title. Wear the tee for an imaginary farm organization that believes in straight rows and waiting until the speaker finishes before making a joke.
From the Route 69 business archives. Real town. Invented establishment.
High-quality white T-shirt. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. All sizes $30. Shipping charged separately.
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